We will
try to keep you up to date with this Busch institution. Points are
awarded out of 20 for creativity, stupidity, severity and hilarity
of the injury. At present this page is not a retrospective and carries
forward from September 2004. (On full count back, Jeff is in the lead
although Jay has been in very strong form these last few years.) Photos
will be made available depending upon the accident aesthetics and
availability of willing photographers.
14/8/05
For those whingers of you out there, complaining about the lack of gore, the Accident Zone has not been updated due to piss poor performance by participants. Actually, mum's posted the biggest injury with her bad back. All in all, just plain poor. |
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10/2004
Jay has capitalised on his extra time overseas, outpacing Jeff to the
nearest hospital.
When rebuilding his bike, Jay decided to strip his thumb
(of flesh from thumb-tip to knuckle) using nothing other than an immobilised
cog wheel. 4 hours in casualty + stitches.
Points: 5
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Jeff has broken more bones than anyone else in the family tree and in more
countries than the Busches have inhabited. He is currently enjoying a break
from serious injury (but not enough to not tempt fate).
Hospital Odds: 3:1 |
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While not seeking hazardous pursuits as actively as the boys, GB can be
a klutz. May get big points in the hilarity stakes for unexpected and non-self
inflicted injuries such as being attacked by Spawn (or possibly the new
puppy).
Hospital Odds: 30:1 |
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More likely to inflict additional emotional pain on Jay & Jeff for the
inconvenience of being an ambulance service. It's not unheard of for a hospital
dash to wait while PB has her tea.
Hospital Odds: 100:1
Sympathy Odds: 500:1 |
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